Before I explain that title, first I have to say that pink skulls are for girls. Don't believe me? Just look!
Finnegan's Toys & Gifts. While there, I also spotted some bandages in the shapes of pickles and toast. They're not exactly disgusting...but they ARE cool!
Powell's Books. After seeing if they had a copy of The Big Book of Gross Stuff (they did!), I went into a bathroom and stepped up to a urinal.
"Dude, what's going on?" said a deep voice.
Surprised, I looked around.
"I'm at Powell's right now," the voice continued. "Just looking at books and stuff."
Looking left, I located the source of the voice. It was some guy sitting in a stall, pooping, and talking on the phone! This is disgusting for a number of reasons. First, poop germs were probably landing on his phone even as he spoke.
And I also felt sorry for the person on the other end of the conversation. Who wants to TALK to some applehead when he's pooping?
But what are the odds of THAT happening?