Thoreau Park Elementary School. And then he took the credit for it. Mistake! NEVER take credit for a fart. Anyway, my favorite part of the news story was this:
Christian now fears his flatulence. If he's caught passing gas on the bus again, he could get four or five days of detention.
"Depends on how much more gas he has," said his father.Yes, it does, doesn't it? Anyway, I'm not going to rip on the bus driver who gave the detention because that gas probably stank. And I'm not going to rip on Christian for ripping one. In fact, Christian, we here at Ultra-Gross salute you!