|By Steve Jurvetson|
1.) “Cuanto mas alto trepa el mono, más se le ve el culo.”
Translation: “The higher the monkey climbs, the easier it is to see its butt.”
The more famous, a person becomes, the more people know about EVERYTHING about him…including private details!
2.) “Está tratando de cagar mas alto de lo que le da el culo.”
Translation: “He’s trying to poop higher than his butt can reach.”
This describes someone who ACTS like a bigger deal than he actually IS. For example, a person who wears the finest clothes, drives an expensive car…but owes a lot of money on all his credit cards!
As for me, I NEVER try to poop higher than my butt can reach. It's just common sense!