Over in the English town of Ockbrook, people are freaking out because
moving piles of slime have
invaded their area. What, doesn't anyone read anymore? As The Big Book of Gross Stuff clearly explains, this is just an innocent
dog vomit slime mold infestation.
Sure, the slime molds move around. They're alive, aren't they? But what I really like about this story is its headline:
Slime Blobs Appear in Ockbrook
That's poetry!
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