ESPN: The Sound and the Fury!

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In this new book about ESPN, I was taken aback by this story about Dan Patrick (left), as told by Gary Miller:

"[We] used to have fart wars upstairs. We'd type in our little cubicles, then go down to the newsroom and battle. I actually did it to him once on the set, but normally I didn't engage him because he was deadly. I was more about the sound; he was more about fury."