Swedish kids are so lucky

Biss och Kajs is a Swedish TV show that helps children understand their bodily functions. (Its title is a take-off on the Swedish words for "wee-wee" and "poo-poo".)

Its stars are two characters, Biss and Kajs. They are seated in the photo, next to the big butt. One is poop, the other a stream of pee. Wow. (Oh, and one more thing about this show: Russians really hate them!)

ESPN: The Sound and the Fury!

Via.

In this new book about ESPN, I was taken aback by this story about Dan Patrick (left), as told by Gary Miller:

"[We] used to have fart wars upstairs. We'd type in our little cubicles, then go down to the newsroom and battle. I actually did it to him once on the set, but normally I didn't engage him because he was deadly. I was more about the sound; he was more about fury."

"We're suffering from wind here as well!"

Leslie Nielsen was a very funny man, and he shows it in this clip on a British morning show. At about 0:17 in, Mr. Nielsen passes gas. It looks like he surprises himself AND his hosts!

But the best part is the field reporter who's giving a weather report.

Live TV: Pup Poops!

Here's an idea: Take your dog for a walk (and a poop) BEFORE you have him on television!

I like how the host on the right covers up the dog poop with the scarf (?). Very smooth!

Never mind the TV cameras— I need a bathroom!

The panelists on the Dutch TV show "Pauw en Witteman" WERE having an intelligent conversation...until someone comes along and asks where the toilet is. So much for THAT topic!

The 2nd-worst thing I did today was pick my nose on television.

While Chicago newscaster Dorothy Tucker finishes up a report on bedbugs, a newsroom worker looks over at the camera and picks her nose.

Which is bad, but not as bad as when the woman then eats her booger!

Why, why, WHY?

Gross Stuff on TV!

Today I appeared on AM Northwest to talk about gross stuff! Just use the link above to see it.

At the AM Northwest site, you should scroll down to access the video. Or take a gander at it here: