Sheesh, cry me a river, lady!

This reader review of Walter the Farting Dog gives the book one star. The person's main objection is that the dog is named Walter and her son is also named Walter. Thus, people named Walter will be traumatized! (As someone named "Bart", you can imagine how much sympathy I had for this.)

BONUS: I just found someone who actually does have a reason to complain about his name!