Yes, it's a story about a guy who saw a UFO. But that intro—it's a work of art!
Roy Mars was peeing in his compost last weekend — it adds nitrogen — when he looked up and saw something streak across the sky.
Even the guy's name is perfect: Roy Mars. But what was it that he saw? According to UFO expert Peter Davenport, that's still up in the air: "So that leaves it in the basket of the unknown."