"Dude, light a match. A literary one, preferably."

What are “Literary Lites”? Oh, just matches that you light in the bathroom. In case you need to, um, mask an odor. Look, do I have to spell it out? Your poop reeks! 

Each matchbox comes with a literary theme. The available classics include:

• Great Expellations
• Fart of Darkness
• The Prince and the Pooper
• Van Winkle Ripped
• The Great Gasby
• The Ill Wind in the Willows
• Atlas Sharted
• Jane Air
• The Outhouse at Pooh Corner
• One Flew out of the Cuckoo's Bum
• Howard's Rear End
• A Rest Room with a View
• A Game on the Throne