December 4, 2014

"Dude, light a match. A literary one, preferably."

What are “Literary Lites”? Oh, just matches that you light in the bathroom. In case you need to, um, mask an odor. Look, do I have to spell it out? Your poop reeks! 

Each matchbox comes with a literary theme. The available classics include:
  • Great Expellations
  • Fart of Darkness
  • The Prince and the Pooper
  • Van Winkle Ripped
  • The Great Gasby
  • The Ill Wind in the Willows
  • Atlas Sharted
  • Jane Air
  • The Outhouse at Pooh Corner
  • One Flew out of the Cuckoo's Bum
  • Howard's Rear End
  • A Rest Room with a View
  • A Game on the Throne

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