Drinking pee was never more fun!

Thanks to the anonymous commenter back here, I've learned that there is such a thing as a lemonade-flavored urine sample.

What's funny about this is that it's unlikely anyone would drink it by accident.

"Yeah, that stuff that looked like urine? In the medical-looking container? I ignored the evidence and drank it."

Ooh, the commenter also referred me to this picture of candy barf.

Apparently, this is the puke of someone who doesn't eat well ... or chew much!

It's the world's biggest gummy heart!

By Roxanne Klein

This realistic gummy heart is the perfect gift for Valentine's Day— assuming you want to gross out your loved one, stat!

Now read David Moye's story of how this oozing mass of gummy disgustingness came to be!

Santa Claus is coming to town! Then he's going to poop.

Here's a toy Santa Claus. He poops candy. Why would you want this? I just TOLD you: He’s a little Santa who poops candy! Here’s how the company that sells him describes it:

With this hilarious Pooping Santa Candy Dispenser, you can help him deliver a load of holiday cheer - just push on his back to release the red and green surprise! 

What would it be like to poop candy? Well, you could eat your poop without being criticized. Also, other people would suddenly be VERY interested in your poop.

—"Tell me when you're going to bust some of those delicious grumpies!"

—"No way, he got to eat your poop last time. It's MY turn!"

—"Hey, where are you going? Don't pretend you're just going to blow your nose. You're going to poop, aren't you?"

Hmm, now that I think about it, this wouldn't be so great. If you pooped candy, all you'd want is some privacy!

Yes, it's disgusting. Yes, you could give it to trick-or-treaters!

Kids today are tired of getting Hershey's Kisses. That's yesterday's news, man!

So freshen up the kids' candy bags with Chocolate Dog Doo. It tastes— er, looks like the real thing!