The World's Most Expensive Skidmarks

Singer Elvis Presley wore underwear.

When Elvis died 35 years ago, some of his underwear needed to be washed . . . but it never was!

And now, a pair of Elvis's dirty underwear is going on auction. According to the BBC:

A pair of Elvis Presley's underpants are expected to reach up to £10,000 [about $15,000] when they are sold at auction. Unwashed and still soiled with stains, the pants were worn beneath one of Presley's famous white jumpsuits during a performance in 1977.

So I'm pretty sure that this makes these the world's most expensive skidmarks! (Or bacon strips. Whichever you prefer.)

Severed Torso Pet Pillows!

Over at Etsy, a craftsperson has come up with a series of “Lap of Luxury” pet pillows: 

“Our handmade, one-of-a-kind dog and cat beds are the next best thing to being in your lap.”

I'm just surprised that the chihuahua above doesn't mind the giant belt buckle... or the severed torso! 

But why have a pillow when you can use the real thing? As my friend Doug stated, “I die before our pug Milo, I would like my legs and lap taxidermed for him.” Good call!

(Thanks, Katy.)