Time to turn off the subtitles.

Rate your poop with a movie title!

I slightly edited this bathroom graffiti to make it more appropriate. Anyway, The Departed, Black Hawk Down, Cast Away, and The Fast and the Furious are all winners!

(Commenters added Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Flushed Away, Splash, and Operation Dumbo Drop.)

Hey, want to see a good death scene?

Too bad! All I have is this awesomely cheesy death scene!

Soylent Green: It Could Be Your Best Friend!

Stop reading right now if you’ve never seen the science-fiction movie Soylent Green. It has a surprise ending, and I don’t want to spoil it for you. *Spoiler Alert!*

The movie takes place in the future when the Earth is horribly overpopulated. But luckily, the government has come up with a new food called Soylent Green to feed the billions of hungry humans!

Unfortunately (last spoiler warning!), Soylent Green is made FROM billions of hungry humans…which is what makes this fake movie poster by Javier B. so cool. (Javier entered a contest for fake movie posters held over at MarkARayner.com.)