There's a website called Pimp My Porridge. It's devoted to creative oatmeal dishes.
Which is EXACTLY what it sounds like!
Hey, I have some better ideas for this website. How about "Puke in My Porridge"? Or maybe "Gut Dump in my Porridge Bowl"?
(In other news, I have a photo update on yesterday's posting on my Porta-Potty visitor!)