But I could tell from the strangled sounds the toilet was making that there was trouble. Clogged toilet!
|Elephant poop is big.|
I'm assuming this would've killed me.
Coincidentally, I then read this story by David Moye about elephants at the Topeka Zoo. After the pachyderms poop, their logs are picked up and dried for ten days. Then the elephant poop is sprayed with acrylic, and turned into art projects called Pet Poo. (And even though the arty pieces of poop are big, they won't kill you!)