October 22, 2011

A Gross Gas Mystery, Solved!

An individual known only as Mr. Kite has solved a long-standing mystery. Here ’tis!
I'd long wondered why, as a human, Mrs Kite can produce loud, ripping botty burps [gas], but dogs just produce a face-melting stink with minimal noise
Then one day it came to me; buttocks! Dogs have no buttocks to be parted and slapped back together when the gas escapes, whereas humans do! 

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