This is one of the finest DIYs ever! If you head over to EvilMadScientist, there's instructions on making grotesque and disgusting specimen jars that you can open up and eat! (This freaks people out, natch.)
For example, see the jar in the bottom right corner above that says "Unknown parasite no. 4"? It starts with bamboo shoots!
Then you get a jar . . .
. . . and now go read the post!