You know you have a problem with video games when...

Super Mario Bathroom

Over at Reddit, a genius is sharing pictures of her Super Mario bathroom. She calls it the "princess castle," but I just call it awesome.

Particularly noteworthy: The "GAME OVER" sign, which is exactly what I roar every time I bust a grumpy.

They're called "Toylets"— Get it? Get it?

Although the idea of urinal games is no longer new, this is interesting: Sega is putting in “Toylets” in Tokyo urinals.

This involves a game screen in front of the pee-er, who can choose from games like “Mannekin Pis” (measures how hard you can pee) and “Graffiti Eraser” (you remove paint by aiming a hose in different directions).

Hey, but what if you’re trying to, er, remove graffiti and you miss the urinal?

An infra-red device cuts off play if gamers stray too far from the urinal, reducing the amount of mess.

A Sega spokesperson said, “At first, we thought it would really be only young people who would like this kind of game. But ... we're seeing this phenomenon where people are enjoying playing with it, regardless of age.”

Yeah, just like kids, old men will spell their names in the snow, too! (Via.)

Want to go skiing? Just pee in the right direction!

What makes Super Mario super?

Zac Gorman has an insight into what makes life meaningful: Leave the toilets behind!

“Toirettsu”: The Peeing Game

Sega Toys has a video game platform that you can play while you pee…but only if you’re male! It’s called “Toirettsu.”

Its slogan: “You're able to game with pee!” Uh, okay.

Anyway, the game measures your pee stream speed. This allows you to do stuff like erase graffiti with a hose. (What?)

Via.